a weird dream i had today
i had this weird dream. i was in the school newspaper club and as always we were supposed to read a book and write a book report. but the book was in korean(???) and it wasn't about culture or nature but a story about pigs. pigs, who once ruled earth thanks to the third pig in the three little pigs, were now kicked out of earth by other animals, mainly wolves, and lived on little asteroids scattered around. then, a nationalist pig (they called her that in the book) who was a mom of three rounded up everyone to turn all their asteroids into rockets so the pigs can return to earth. but wolves despised the pigs' existence, but as a civilization they expressed that in the more 'human' way of not ripping them up into pieces but enslaving them. the nationalist pig's third kid, who was smarter than others, noticed this and told his mom, because he was still a kid and was taught to report anything suspicious to his mom. the nationalist pig rounded up all the pigs again to rebel and overthrow the government. however, her third kid also noticed that it was nearly impossible because the pigs were too small in terms of size and power, and it was a better choice to wait for the pigs to grow and earn power in the system. because of that, he'd always been obedient to the other animals and tried to get their trust. the mom did not let him do that. she accused him of betraying his species and threatened him that he would die if he didn't accept the offer; the other animals would kill him if he became useless, or the pigs would overthrow the other animals and kill him for being a traitor. the little pig, who was scared of his mom, gave up his thoughts and decided to join the other pigs to overthrow the government. however, the little pig's friends were watching when this happened, so they reported it to the government and the pigs were caught before they could even fight. and then i was suddenly in a school in this world as a student. the other students were gossiping about how the pigs tried to rebel and now they're all going to prison, as one teen pig was being dragged down with chains all around his body. he was wearing green gloves with jewels, so i asked the kids what those gloves were. a kid said that they're called 'david's guilt' because they are worn by prisoners who were captured trying to kill king [i forgot the name] the great, and it's named that because the first traitor's name was david. and then the little pig walked by.
ok but imagine if we read the three little pigs in class and the teacher's like 'ok now make a sequel of it' and one student's like 'see above :)'